Rumors have unfairly alleged that Brussels Griffon owners are a bit odd, peculiar, or somewhat cult-like—these rumors are totally unfounded. Although, in fairness, should one of them start talking to you about their dogs, it’s best to avoid eye contact. Above all, if one of their dogs says something to you, ignore him. They are always working a pyramid scheme—usually involving food.
If you have seen the movie "As Good As it Gets", starring Jack Nicholson, you will recognize the Brussels breed. Originally they were bred as ratters. They love the chase and have a keen eye for movement. Their small size, under 10 pounds, gives them the speed of a ferret and the agility of a trapeze artist. Often they are referred to as the monkey faced, human eyed, cat-like dog. Mix in an air of haughty self-importance and you’ve got the general idea of this unique breed.
Cooperation is not one of their strong attributes, especially if you want them to come in from outdoors, or vice-versa. If the mood doesn’t suit them they will stare you down and not budge. When I call Pugzy, my 5 year old Brussels, she will give me a look that seems to say "I'm not feeling it". Then she will strike a "Garfield the Cat" pose and begin licking a body part. Some say their lack of response is because they are stubborn, some say it's because they are lazy. It's neither, they are simply very efficient. If you want them to come when called, have food in your hand. Actually, if you have food in hand you won't have to call them.
Their favorite place is a room with a view. They will couch on the back of the highest and most comfortable chair or sofa, so long as they can follow the action. Their curiosity rivals that of a mischievousness 2 year old child with good climbing skills, and they’re sneaky too. When we leave the house we take special precautions to make sure they are corralled properly in the kitchen area. Any food left inside the perimeter will be devoured before the garage door has closed.
If you have read my blogs you may understand why I have written so much about the Brussels breed. In spite of their independent attitude and quirky nature, they are very lovable and endearing and they love to cuddle. It's been said, "Brussels are the best kept secret". Our friends love our dogs, but most would never have a Griffon, they are too complicated and too consuming. When a friend of mine calls he jokingly asks to speak to one of the dogs. I, in turn, have to come up with a reasonable excuse why they can’t come to the phone—saying they are either napping, working with their personal trainer or talking to their stockbroker. It’s all a bit silly, but unless you’ve had one in your family, or know someone who does, you can’t possibly understand why.
One common expression you will hear among devotees is; "Bitten by the Griff." No, they aren't bitters, far from it, but once they have entered the inner sanctum they will consume your life and thoroughly take charge. Other dogs become—for a lack of better words—uninteresting. Linda and I were "Bitten by the Griff" about 25 years ago. Our first Brussels, Chula, monopolized our lives for 18 years. At the time of this writing we have four living in our home. Pictured is Sami Rae at about 10 months old.
Special note about Brussels: If you have children their ears will be 25% cleaner.