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Sunday, 01 January 2012 08:41
Happy New Year !!! 2012
I've made a lot of New Year resolutions that didn't get past the first week. I'd like to post more blogs, for instance, but I probably won't . One thing I would like to have is more humor in my life. Nothing cures like a good laugh. I hope your New Year is filled with good cheer, health, and happiness.
A couple of dog owners are arguing about whose pet is smarter.
"My dog is so smart," says the first owner, "that every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around. He tips the kid and then brings the newspaper to me, along with my morning coffee."
"I know," says the second owner.
"How do you know?"
"My dog told me."
Monday, 14 March 2011 09:40
Dog Rules
Oh how we try to have control of our pets—
Dog Rules
- The dog is not allowed in the house.
- Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only with certain rules.
- The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
- The dog can get on the old furniture.
- Fine. The dog is allowed on all furniture but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
- Ok, the dog is allowed to sleep on the bed, but only by invitation.
- The dog is allowed to sleep on the bed whenever it wants, but not under the covers.
- The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.
- The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
- Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
~Anonymous~
